ChocolateBakery.com, a California online bakery is doing its part to add a little cheer to the holidays that may be foreclosed by the economic meltdown. In cooperation with Ben Bernanke and the Feds, owner and pastry chef Judy Parks has created a new bakery bailout package designed to pull us out of a psychological recession. "Unlike the funny money issued by the Feds, our cookies are made with real dough." Our Chocolate Meltdown cookies will make actually make you feel good - it even has a cherry inside. Our Freddie Mac is a moist Coconut Macaroon and The Credit Crunch is a buttery cookie with crunchy almonds." "As far as bailouts, that's what we do best - we will bail you out of the never ending holiday problem of what to buy and do it at a price that won't break the bank or leave you insolvent." Parks is very confident that you won't be short selling her short bread because your friends, relatives and colleagues will be going long for more. She is equally certain that there will be no predatory lending of these wonderful treats, that interest will be high and that protectionist barriers will become a necessity. |
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