In cooperation with Ben Bernanke and the Feds, owner and pastry chef Judy Parks has created a new bakery bailout package designed to pull us out of a psychological recession. "Unlike the funny money issued by the Feds, our cookies are made with real dough." "Our Chocolate Meltdown cookies will melt in your mouth, but won't melt your net worth." "Our Freddie Mac is a moist Coconut Macaroon and the Credit Crunch is a buttery cookie with crunchy almonds."

"As far as bailouts, that's what we do best - we will bail you out of the never ending holiday problem of what to buy, and do it at a price that won't break the bank or leave you insolvent."

Parks is very confident that you won't be short selling her short bread because your friends, relatives and colleagues will be going long for more. She is equally certain that there will be no predatory lending of these wonderful treats, that interest will be high and that protectionist barriers will become a necessity.

The Holiday Bailout Package consists of one dozen cookies: 3 Credit Crunch Cookies, 3 Coconut Macaroon Cookies, 3 Chocolate Meltdown Cookies and 3 Shortbread Cookies.

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